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waking by Derpzumi, literature

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waking

It's late. The moonlight pools, sickly, over the walls. A talon of breeze reaches out, curling towards the door. It opens just a fraction, then jams back against the frame. It's no surprise that I can't sleep tonight. Might as well give up. So I do. I slide out of bed and slip across the room, drag open the drawers and pull out some gloves. Ever since I've been here, my hands have been cold. I grab my phone, kick open the door. I don't really know where I'm going, but I need somewhere that's not my room, with all those damp walls and a feel that's strangely heavy.

The Rosabel Curse - Chapter One. by Derpzumi, literature

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The Rosabel Curse - Chapter One.

Day Three. My bag is laid on the floor like it's dying, clothes spilling out, dripping down, islands on a floorboard sea. My hand reaches out, then pulls back as if the air itself wills against me. Three days, and I haven't unpacked. Three days, and the silence in this house is getting to me, whispering every time there's nothing there, turning shadows into creatures with teeth and scales. Three days since I came here. I've never been here before, of course I haven't. Someone like me would never have a house like this. It doesn't stop it, though. The way that I've seen these rooms before. Drip, Drip. Water breaks me out of my lull as it ar

Story... by Derpzumi, literature

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Story...

Raindrops scurried down from the sky, pooling in lakes on the tarmac before sliding down the steps and slipping over the sandbanks, reaching for the sea. On days like this in flood season, the whole scenery was a battle, the grey that covered water and sky fighting to swamp the misty vestiges of city and buildings, and from how it looked, winning. The grey shrugged and shoved her sandwich back into her bag, deciding it was too soggy now for even her to eat. It was a shame, really, and a bad one, too. When you were the weather, embodied as a living being, you kind of wanted to be able to control the weather, not have the rain slide cold down

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The Rosabel Curse - Chapter One. by Derpzumi, literature

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The Rosabel Curse - Chapter One.

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Story...

Short Story - Warrior Cats by Derpzumi, literature

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Short Story - Warrior Cats

Marlyth looked up for the first time in what seemed like years, a curtain of dirty fur that may once have been ginger hanging over her eyes, blocking out half her vision. Her legs ached, and in the darkness, nothing to see, there was nothing to do but go on. A thin, ragged stray, crawling through pipes. Somewhere before this, she had worried about a fox attacking. Down here, she would be lucky to be fox food. Sighing, she walked until the floor felt at least a little dry beneath her paws, and sat down. She could cry now, if she wanted to, but nothing came. No courageousness to explore new territory, no wishes for her old, safe kittypet li

Story Thingyyy by Derpzumi, literature

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Story Thingyyy

Black shadows; ashen sky. Waves lapping at my side, staining my jeans a soggy grey. Threadbare old trees, reaching tentatively up; cliffs hanging like mourning lace, cold and black and forlorn. I missed the sea. We move around – I know that enough. But still, when the sea's been the one thing constant in your life, four months away from it seems a long time. It's good to be back. I guess I'm grateful. I'm back at the sea, and this is a nicer place than most, a sweet little seaside town with a normal school and everything. Of course, it isn't as if anyone's going to talk to me at that school, but in a way I don't blame them. When you'

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

Feb 24
United Kingdom
Deviant for 11 years
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Why hallooo... I'm Derpzumi... I like derp... and tea...
*KA-ACTUAL DESCRIPTION!*
I'm a girl, from Britain, aged 13-15. I'm a Catholic. My favourite subject is French... I like drawing, but I'm ~~crap~~ not exactly good at it, so you won't see many drawings on here. I'm okay at writing, though! :3 My stories love reviews... I also want blue hair. I really want blue hair... stupid school uniform.
Anyhooo- I like Anime. Animeeeee. Especially One Piece. I like Ouran... YO-YOIIII....
I love Phineas and Ferb. And Doctor Who. And teh Hunger Games. And rambling. I don't read Warrior Cats much any more, but Warrior Cats RPs are fun.
I hate... 4kids. And Mary-Sues. And chain mails. But especially 4kids. 4kids can go get eaten by the Nezumis. Hurpy derp derp, Merurrns.
Anyways, if you read this whole thing, have a cookie.

...anyone else think Merurrns have weird names? Strawberry, Doberman, Pudding-Pudding, Dalmatian...
Pudding-Pudding. I'm hungry now. Foooood~

Favourite Visual Artist

Eiichiro Oda

Favourite Movies

The Hunger Games

Favourite TV Shows

Big Bang Theory

Favourite Books

The Hunger Games

Favourite Writers

Suzanne Collins

Favourite Games

The Sims

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Treenails, Stewie, Marimo Hat, Sengoku's Hat, Scary Goat, Ridiculous Hand-In Folder Name, Doofenshmirtz Jingle, Derp Face, Trident, Hat With Mouse Ears Which Shall Make You Take Me Seriously, Snape In A Tutu, Pokey Stick (don't even ask...)

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Derpzumi

Dec 22, 2012

Midnight.

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Still here. Worst apocalypse ever.

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Derpzumi

Oct 22, 2012

10 Characters Meme - One Piece

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Pick 10 One Piece characters and answer the following questions… 1. Crocodile 2. Kaku 3. Zoro 4. Sanji 5. Robin 6. Smoker 7. Spandam 8. Nezumi 9. Ace 10. Usopp 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? *rape face* Number 2 asked you to go out with him/her? Uh… sure? Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? He's probably lost. Again. 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Me:... *hold us picture of Aliens guy* FANFICTION. 5 cooked you dinner? It's probably poisoned or something… 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? Where's a sleeping Ace when you need him? 7 suddenly confessed to be part

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Derpzumi

Oct 11, 2012

Hallowe'en

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Hopefully Nezumi for Hallowe'en... any ideas for how to get teh coat? ^^

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Bananatect

Jul 22, 2013

sent an angel to watch over you last night but it came back.I asked "why?"The angel said "angels don't watch over angels."Twenty one angels are IN your world. Ten of them are sleeping, Ten are playing, one is reading this message.Send this to ten friends including me. I guess if I don't get it back I'm not one of them. As soon as you get five replies, someone you love will quietly surprise you.Please read, not joking. God has seen you struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.If you believe in God send this message on. Please don't ignore it. You are being tested. God is going to fix two things BIG tonight in your favor. DROP Everything and pass it on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Don't break this chain.Send to 14 friends in 10 minutes. It's not that hard